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NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7658
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5309
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

4th season, Activity, application, casual gamers, CREEPERS, cybercraft, CyberCraft Server, Discord, former players, friendly faces, good ol’ feeling, Griefers, hardcore gamers, hermitcraft, HermitCraft style, mature applicants, minecraft server, minimum plugins, misunderstood, Quality, real, smp, Streamers, vanilla smp, Whitelist, zombies

CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WOD Character Minecraft Server

Character, character creation, Character development, Chuuni, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Hunter 5e, imagination, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tabletop, Vampire 5e, vampire hunter, Wod, WOD character, world of darkness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy tunes, Choreography, Dance, Entertainment, Expert, fan forum, Fandom, global phenomenon, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music group, music video, No. 69677227, pop culture, smp, social media, south korea

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mines Excavated:	1440
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	7970	Mines Excavated:	3912

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

alien clone, Arrival, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, destabilise Earth, Extraterrestrial, Fiction, how do we know, Identity, Impostor, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Prepare, real you, Sci Fi, sent here, smp, space-squirrel empire, SpaceSquirrelEmpire, uncertainty, unknown intentions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyBizarreLand

Behavior, BlockyBizarreLand, different, eye-opening, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, normal, personal quirks, personal traits, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, societal norms, uncommon, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	7186	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2