Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	213073	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

astronaut, CREEPERS, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Finally, first human on Mars, historic moment, human history, interplanetary travel, Mars landing, Mars mission, MartianCraft, outer space, red planet, scientific achievement, Server, space adventure, space colonization, space conquest, Space discovery, space exploration, space exploration milestone, space pioneer, Space Travel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5207
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew plays, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox experiment, roblox family, roblox funneh, roblox funnehcake, roblox funny, roblox funny game, Roblox funny gameplay, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox itsfunneh, roblox krew, roblox lab, roblox mystery, roblox potion, Roblox ro bio, roblox rp, roblox science, roblox story, roblox surprise, Server

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ores Mined:	2900
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LikeEarthMc

Brewery, Casino, Cities, Earth, Economy, Empire, Friends, Fun, gambling, Geopolitical, Join, LikeEarthMc, Lottery, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SETTLE, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.

We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!

In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!

So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, battle pass, Challenges, Cheaters, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, ddos attacks, Donations, Duels, Economy, Elysium, enchantment books, Events, exclusive plugins, exploits, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Hardware, Lands, Large Online, Minecraft, Moderation, Mystical chests, new generation, No Dupe, Performance, Pirate, Prison, Private, Protection, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	832252	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime style, art books, art reference, character design, Crafty, drawing techniques, Favorite, graphic novels, illustration, inspiration, Japanese culture, Manga, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Recommendations, Server, Visual Storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga/anime art book come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated characters straight out of your favorite manga and anime.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, kawaii cat girl appears and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret hot spring where all the creepers go to relax after a hard day of exploding? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a huge fan of cosplay. Join us and you might just catch her dressed up as your favorite anime character!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old art books when you can live out your wildest manga/anime fantasies in pixel form?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ores Mined:	1409

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.