SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	345605
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7829
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	249	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

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Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/shorts-fyp/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7089	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8559	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1718
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.