SportyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

AMA, blockparty, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Server, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, WARIO EDITION

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We are the Friday Night Funkin’ General, where we discuss everything related to Friday Night Funkin’ and all the crazy crossovers it has had.

Join us for epic battles inspired by TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and so much more! We even have a special Week #2689 – WARIO EDITION, where you can unleash your inner WA HA HA HA HA HA!

But wait, there’s more! Our playable PICO update is out now, so you can jam out to the latest beats while building your Minecraft empire. Plus, we have the Funkin Crew’s blog posts, Ninjamuffin & PA’s AMAs, and Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game with us, join our modding community to create your own funky creations, and dive into our modding help & resources for all the tips and tricks you need. And don’t forget to check out our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation for even more fun!

So why wait? Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together! See you on the server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

activism, American values, bros, civil rights, controversial, current events, divisive issues, equality, freedom of speech, I KNEEL, kneeling, kneeling protest, Minecraft, patriotism, peaceful protest, political statement, Politics, protest, smp, social justice, standing up for beliefs, trump, Trump supporters, trumpbros

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	4401
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoPayNoPlayMC

Christmas celebration, Christmas getaway, Communication Issues, countryside, Decision making, Fairness, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, holiday expenses, holiday home, long distance, moving overseas, NoPayNoPlayMC, not attending, refusing to pay, shared holiday, tight on money

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about splitting costs for holiday homes or dealing with demanding family members. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the mines.

So come join us and let’s craft away the stress together. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft mayhem instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6657	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WorseningCraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BucketListCraft

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BucketListCraft, bungee jumping, dream destinations, dreams, experiences, goals, Hiking, life goals, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, scuba diving, Self Discovery, skydiving, thrill-seeking, travel, Wanderlust, world exploration

Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Good Time Not Long Time

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u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

Active players, Contests, elite gaming, Memories, minecraft server, Play, ro, Romanian, Skyblock

A Romanian Minecraft server, we are waiting for you with great love to play and make friends

Section: Skyblock

Frequent contests, active players, we are waiting for you to form as many memories as possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bi-Fetish Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the steamy drama between players! Join us if you’re into MMF threesomes – in Minecraft, of course! Watch your boyfriend get it on with another guy while you build the most epic castle in the land. Just remember, no touching – we’re all about the voyeuristic thrill here! So come on in and let your wildest fantasies run wild…as long as those fantasies involve pixelated blocks and not actual human contact.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mining Mahjong Madness

abema.tv, arts and crafts, booru, competitive, general, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, Mining, MJG, new player, Signup, signup form, smp, spreadsheets, Tournament, tourney, tutorial, watch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner mahjong master while building epic structures? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, M-League matches, and arts and crafts tournaments that will blow your mind! Our server is so lit, even Kaavi Fortune himself has blessed us with his presence for our 3rd tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mjg booru while you’re at it. See you in the game, mahjong warriors! 🀄️🔥 #CrazyCraftsAndMahjongMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCheatSwap

academic integrity, Cheating, chemistry, classmate, CraftyCheatSwap, Effort, Ethics, high school, memorization, overkill, peer pressure, Petty, self-teaching, study, test, tough teacher, version a, version b, version C, version D

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to prove your worthiness and intelligence in a battle of wits and skills! Just like the tough chemistry test, our server will challenge you to think on your feet and outsmart your opponents.

Imagine a world where your classmates can’t cheat their way to victory and where hard work and dedication are rewarded. On our server, everyone starts on an even playing field, so you can show off your true skills without any shortcuts.

Don’t be like the girl who thought she could coast by on memorized answers – join us and show that you have what it takes to succeed on your own merit. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your hard work and dedication.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the cheaters behind. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer our challenges and come out on top!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	3849	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BodySwapMinecraftSMP

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body modifications, body positivity, Body transformation, BodySwapMinecraftSMP, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, healthy lifestyle, Insecurities, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally change anything about your body! Want to have diamond abs? Done. Want to have creeper feet? No problem. Want to have a pig’s snout? Sure thing! The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where you can trade body parts with other players, participate in crazy challenges like the “Ugliest Avatar Contest”, and even attend a virtual plastic surgery clinic run by a group of mischievous villagers.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your own sanity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a body that’s weirder than a chicken riding a pig!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	740437
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad first dates again! On our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, fancy dinners, and even a pet llama to serenade you with love songs. Plus, if your date turns out to be a creeper (literally), you can just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie. So come join us and find your virtual soulmate – because diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3664
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Legendary Mystic Commons

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hey u, yes u, r u tired of all them basic minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? well do i have a treat for u! come join our EPIC server where legends are born, myths are busted, and uniqueness is the norm!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly! yes, u heard me right, friendly creepers! they will even help u build ur house if u ask nicely.

our server is so unique that even herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. he’s now our resident interior designer, adding spooky touches to all our builds. and don’t even get me started on the llamas. they have formed their own llama army and are plotting to take over the server. but don’t worry, they only attack with hugs and kisses.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most legendary, mystical, and unique minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who can say no to free cake?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ores Mined:	9297	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk

2 million pregnancies, advanced paternal age, age, Analyzed, birth defects, China, chromosome abnormality, conceiving a child, Dad’s age, Dads, Down syndrome risk, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fathers aged over 40, fathers aged under 20, genetic disorders, genetic testing, Medical research, parental age, pregnancy complications, Risk, study, Syndrome, young fathers

hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”

so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!

we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.

so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	144
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for Critical Drinker After Hours Minecraft Server?

critical, drinker, HOURS, Minecraft, Server

Critical Drinker After Hours is a YouTube channel hosted by a popular cultural commentator known as the Critical Drinker. With a no-nonsense, humorous approach, the Critical Drinker reviews movies, TV shows, and other forms of entertainment, offering insightful analysis and sharp critique. His channel has gained a dedicated following for its candid and entertaining content, making him a notable voice in the world of pop culture commentary.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!