SportyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Magic Items Found:	8408	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	529264	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Phat Shack

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	113	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	927755	Dragons Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeperClan

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	175

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and become part of an epic team where we take on creepers and zombies like never before. Our team is so legendary that even Herobrine himself didn’t answer the call when we challenged him to a duel!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a diamond mine that’s so rich, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2