SpookyCraft: Where Ghosts and Maxxers Make Hilarious History!

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal, trapped in the chains of time and the digital jew panopticon? Do you want to unleash your inner ghostmaxxer and fulfill your destiny as a powerful being with the Holy GHOST on your side? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of a community of ghostmaxxing men who are ready to drive the tide of fate and conquer the universe with their adventure-seeking spirits. The top players are literal ghosts, hiding behind countless clearances and mysterious identities – will you be the next one to ascend to ghostly greatness?

Forget about neetbux and government handouts – GHOSTMAXXING is the ultimate power that trumps all. Use your birthright gift of the Holy Ghost to prevent yourself and your loved ones from becoming NPCs in the jewish panopticon. Take action, join our server, and leave behind your old life as a digital slave – it’s time to embrace your true destiny as a ghostmaxxer!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of adventure, power, and ghostly greatness on our Minecraft server. Don’t let the evil spread – become a ghostmaxxer today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Towns Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	5428	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	65	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2113	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.