Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Holy Grails Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Endless Night Skies: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a community crazier than a chicken jockey riding a pig!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of deranged pandas who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. – We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats. – Our server events include a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest using nothing but explosives. – We have a special potion in-game that turns you into a dancing llama for 24 hours. Trust us, it’s worth it. – Our server chat is constantly filled with puns so bad, they’ll make you want to log off and never return. But don’t worry, we’ll lure you back in with promises of unlimited cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in-game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP

    Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of a secret cabal that controls the economy of the server by hoarding memecoins and manipulating their value.

    Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BimboCraft – Friends Edition

    BimboCraft – Friends Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

    We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

    Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • JobDifficultyMC SMP

    JobDifficultyMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftingChronicles

    CraftingChronicles
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Alien Abductions: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockyTribute Hallelujah

    BlockyTribute Hallelujah
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

    We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

    Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dimension Hops: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

    Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1
    Server Information
    Server IP: play.potatosmp.org
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    Features
    Singapore Hosting
    Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
    Java Version Support 1.20+
    Simple Voice Chat
    Combat Log
    Anticheat
    TPA / Home
    SPVP Zone
    CPVP Zone
    Community-Focused
    No P2W
    Server Settings
    Difficulty: Hard
    Nether Roof: Enabled
    Bed Explosion: Disabled
    World Borders
    Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
    Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
    End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

    Join our Discord for more info here

    FAQs

    How many active players are on the server?

    There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

    What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

    The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

    Are there any special features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

    What are the server’s world border sizes?

    The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

    Is PvP enabled on the server?

    Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

    Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Crops Grown: 4141
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 431
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

    Killer Anthology Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

    Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SonWarsCraft

    SonWarsCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

    BeachVsMountainsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4007 Magic Items Found: 8048
    Emeralds Found: 8744 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

    GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!
    Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4154 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

    DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge
    join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

    Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

    Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

    But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Gods Slained: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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