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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 174
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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