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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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