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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Emeralds Found: 4043 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Enchantments Applied: 109

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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