SpeedVanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4802	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	288
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	301311
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	5524
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Villages Defended:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9887

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mines Excavated:	4544	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3281
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dimension Hops:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7