Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Farms Harvested:	530	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	209

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6297	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	4965	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5036
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	487152
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4334	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6346
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!