so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Runes Activated: 7
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ores Mined: 808
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 144 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4197
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Potions Brewed: 44
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 1286
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 55
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Villages Defended: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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