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| Players: |
103/700 |
Votes: |
5270 |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: |
10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
12 |
Meteorites Collected: |
2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: |
18 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: |
5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: |
2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
2 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a
minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.
first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
