Socials 2: The SMP Shenanigans | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	5648	Farms Harvested:	237

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Green Day Update: American Idiot

album, American, american culture, American Idiot, Band, Celebrity, Day, digital age, Fame, green day, Green.., idiot, modern society, Music, Music (Industry), Political satire, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, rock band, social commentary, social media, social media influence, Technology, update

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Items Found:	3715
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	279
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8116
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Star Shards Collected:	240

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	2759
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	4805	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28