SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

1824103659019628717, Bug Fix, Computer, Confirmed, Hardware, HIGH CROSS-CCD LATENCIES, latency issues, Minecraft, operating system, PC, Performance, POOZEN5, RyanSmithAT, smp, SMPyMcSMP, software, Status, system optimization., Tech, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, windows 10

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Love Letters Sent:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

HubbyNoGrief Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Confrontation, Controlling, demanding, DRY, feet, HubbyNoGrief, husband, Minecraft, mistreating, Misuse, Pool, Respect, Rude, Server, sharing, Shoes, Slides, Snow, stretched out, wet

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Runes Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3190	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take shoe-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of toe-stretching, pool-wearing, and snow-running antics.

Are you tired of your slides being hijacked by your significant other? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the chaos of sharing footwear. Who needs boundaries when you can have a husband who wears your slides in the pool and then leaves them out to dry for days?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your partner about their shoe-stealing ways, only to be met with laughter and dismissal. Will they promise to never wear your slides again, or will they continue to push the boundaries of shoe-sharing etiquette?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of demanding requests, controlling behavior, and outrageous shoe-related drama. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have a husband who goes outside barefoot in the snow just to prove a point? Let the madness begin!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Emeralds Found:	4161	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4875
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	27

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Star Shards Collected:	175
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	94	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5918	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ores Mined:	8575	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.