Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 62
Magical Moments Shared: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Animals Bred: 42 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Towns Built: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Potions Brewed: 96 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Emeralds Found: 9792
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 714
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4064 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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