SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ores Mined:	839	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	119

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	188	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3231	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

Valtichub.comBOX-PVPNO KEEP INVBEST BOX SERVERAFK REWARDSVOTE REWARDS

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

Great Small survival server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!