SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	6002
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	299

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	151413

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8780	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Emeralds Found:	1341	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.