SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Surgecast

Skyblock, Survival

Surgecast is a brand new Survival and Skyblock experience, now in 1.15.2. Play Skyblock on the latest version of Minecraft and socialise with all of your friends for endless hours of fun. Lobby credit: DoomGarry

Survival mode gives you the ability to plot your own piece of land and develop your kingdom. Show to your friends and take part in an endless community for hours of fun

Skyblock puts your survival skills to the test, you are given your own island with a starter kit enabling you to expand and grow your industry!

Join the discord and become a part of this community. What are you waiting for?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MCMinemon

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Join for an amazing minigame experience, while playing many different gamemodes! For example: Survival, Creative, Skyblock (BETA), Bedwars, Hungergames, Minepvp, Parkour, Duels, Battleworld Kitpvp & more to come!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Meltdownminecraft

Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Small

Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!