SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Platform	Server Address	Port
Java (PC/MAC/Linux)	mc.peacefulvanilla.club	None
Bedrock (PE/Console)	bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club	19132

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I connect to the server?

For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

Are there map resets on the server?

Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

How can I protect my territory on the server?

You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

Is there an in-game economy on the server?

Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

Are there playtime ranks on the server?

Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1703	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	5053	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InstaBlock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyBridezilla

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

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Are you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	5530	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCash30K

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can turn that 30,000 dollars into virtual diamonds and emeralds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual empire and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history – or blow yourself up trying. The choice is yours!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lite SMP

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LITE SMP There’s my new SMP Server, i’ll make it FFA, it’s not Hardcore, in future i’ll maybe change it to Hardcore, you’re Welcome:)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3229	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlatonicSMP

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MINESOURCE $COOL SURVIVAL$ Minecraft server

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New server in survival mode, Battle Pass, quests, Donate Cases. We will be glad to see you on our server 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	414055

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Konohaven: Where even the creepers are on the whitelist! Join us for a ‘mature’ adventure!

Adventure, build projects, Challenges, Community, CREEPERS, custom models, Economy, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fire-Tick, growth, hard difficulty, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, Mature, multiplayer, Neighborhood, Phantoms, Prices, quality of life mods, resource pack, Rewards, rules, season 3, Server, Shop, Single player sleep, smp, Virginia, Whitelist

Konohaven Season 3 Overview

1.21 Fabric
Server located in the Eastern US (Virginia)
Hard Difficulty
Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Single-Player Sleep
Mostly vanilla (no fly, no tp commands, no paid ranks, etc.) with some quality of life mods
Live Map (Pl3xmap)
Optional Simple Voice Chat mod (no mods required to join server)
Diamond based player-run shop economy

FAQs

1. What is Konohaven Season 3 about?

Konohaven Season 3 is about taking on the game of Minecraft together with the community, focusing on neighborhood building projects, challenges, and events.

2. When was Season 3 launched?

Season 3 was launched on June 10, 2023, but players can join at any time and go at their own pace.

3. What are the server rules?

The server has minimal rules on shop themes and pricing of items, promoting a friendly competitive environment. Toxic behaviors will be intervened by staff.

4. What events and challenges are offered?

There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.

5. Is the resource pack required?

There are custom items and hat models that require a lightweight resource pack to view, but the pack is not required to download.

6. How can I join the server?

To join, you must join the Discord server, read the rules and requirements, and apply for whitelist through the designated channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where every player gets a daily face sitting session from our friendly admin, Habibi! That’s right, get your daily dose of face sitting while you build, explore, and survive in our wacky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so kinky? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Elites’ Entire Strategy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the elites are constantly trying to distract us with wild events and crazy stories! Join us if you want to be part of a community that thrives on chaos and confusion.

Our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of craziness, where one day you might be fighting off a horde of killer bunnies and the next day you could be building a giant statue of a potato. The elites are always trying to keep us on our toes, but we just laugh in their faces and keep on crafting.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so dedicated to living in a world of pure insanity? Plus, rumor has it that if you join us, you might just uncover the truth behind all these wild stories and become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist.

Don’t let the elites control your mind with their overstimulation tactics – join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wacky world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	5337
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FingerHoldingPro Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens. We’ve even had players start a full-on war over who has the best pet parrot!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a rumor of a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if someone asks you to hold up three fingers, make sure they’re the right three fingers – you never know what kind of mischief they’re up to!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8823	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoTolerateCraft

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the thought of missing out on epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon down upon you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests, leaving behind trails of diamond blocks in its wake. Join us if you dare to hunt for this elusive beast and claim the ultimate prize!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.