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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 248 Dragon Eggs Found: 6217
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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