Smelly SMP: Modded, Stinky Origins, No Resets, No Chat Reports, Java 1.20.1

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, Chat, Claims, custom origins, Discord, Graves, Griefing, Human, java, Modded, Nomad, origin change, Origins, peace and love, redditors, Reports, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Server invite, Smelly, smp, stealing, STINKY, trader.., Unique, Vanilla, well designed

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Key Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all playstyles Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod
Performance	16 GB RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz
Server Rules	Applicable rules for claims, griefing, killing, and stealing

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I appeal a ban or punishment?	Yes, appeals are considered for true rulebreaks. Contact the server staff for assistance.
Are there any server resets?	No, the server offers extreme longevity with no resets.
What playstyles are welcome on the server?	All playstyles are welcome including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.
How can I suggest changes or improvements for the server?	You can make suggestions to the server staff for review and consideration.
Is griefing, killing, and stealing allowed on the server?	There are specific rules for different zones on the server. Safezone areas disallow these actions, while the Borderlands allows them.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the server overview.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Void Gems Collected:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	4257

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	737157
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	207	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1942	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Divine Spears Created:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Votes:	635	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ores Mined:	9830	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Farms Harvested:	287
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Items Found:	1003	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	6489

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!