SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Animals Bred:	143	Chimeras Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	6030	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	852343
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.