Smashing My Pickaxe [no flavoring added]

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Welcome to SMP 1.21: Your Ultimate Vanilla Minecraft Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on a new Minecraft journey? Join us at SMP, where the possibilities are endless, and the community is welcoming! Our server offers a fully vanilla experience, allowing you to relive the authentic Minecraft fun with no mods or plugins, just pure gameplay. With a brand new, fresh map, you have the perfect opportunity to carve out your own space, build magnificent structures, and explore uncharted territories. Be one of the pioneers in this pristine landscape!

Whether you’re playing on Java or Bedrock, you can join in on the fun with our fully cross-platform compatible server. Navigate the world with ease using our live BlueMap, a web-based map that allows you to see real-time updates of the terrain, players, and builds, making it an invaluable tool for explorers and builders alike.

At SMP, we pride ourselves on having a supportive and friendly player base. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find helpful players and staff ready to assist you. Our community thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Our dedicated team of moderators ensures that the server remains a safe and enjoyable place for everyone by enforcing rules fairly and promptly. Participate in exciting server events and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From building contests to survival challenges, there’s always something happening at SMP.

Engage in a thriving player-driven economy where you can trade, buy, and sell resources. Establish your own shops and become a prominent figure in our growing economy. Enhance your interactions with our integrated proximity chat and Discord RSVP features, making communication more immersive and engaging. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join SMP today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or simply make new friends, SMP is the place for you.

Connect Now:

Java IP	45.128.157.125:25805
Bedrock IP & Port	45.128.157.125, 25805
Discord	Join our Discord Community

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, launch Minecraft and enter the Java or Bedrock IP provided above in the server address field.

2. Is this a modded server?

No, this is a fully vanilla server with no mods or plugins.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Please read the rules on our Discord server or in-game.

4. Can I create my own shops on the server?

Yes, you can establish your own shops and engage in the player-driven economy by trading resources with other players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Where Creepers Explode and Exes Are Left Behind

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago? Look no further, because our server is like finding your soulmate in a world full of NPCs! Join us and experience a world where you can finally feel comfortable and loved, just like that one time in middle school.

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.

So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DirtyCraft: Because Poland is Too Clean for Us!

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Tired of all those squeaky clean, perfectly organized Minecraft servers that remind you of Japan’s obsession with cleanliness? Well, look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! We embrace the chaos, the messiness, the pure anarchy of Minecraft gameplay.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner – whether it’s a creeper waiting to blow you up or a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is like a wild ride through a tornado of blocks and mobs, and only the bravest and craziest players can survive.

But hey, who wants to play it safe all the time? Come join us and unleash your inner chaos-loving maniac in a world where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	4532	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	5371	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	355932	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3350
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Magic Items Found:	1683
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Dragon Eggs Found:	2984
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.