SmartyPantsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Emeralds Found:	2000	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	194

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	268810	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crops Grown:	6507

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	685612
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2886	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4