SmartyPantsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	119	Volcanoes Explored:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	7306
Potions Brewed:	172	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	1278	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6047	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Void Gems Collected:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Animals Bred:	136	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	1926
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3761
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	183	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4114
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	114
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3128
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3941	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9384	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7445
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20