Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4866	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magic Items Found:	6093	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7729
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crops Grown:	7372
Mines Excavated:	3869	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	811	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6130
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	1988	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	6421	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.