Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4968
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBreakersUnited

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersUnited, boundaries crossed, Cheating, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ending a friendship, ending a relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, irreparable damage, lack of communication, lack of trust, last straw, Manipulation, moving on, neglect, toxic behavior, Ultimatum

Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

“Youth, 18-24-year-olds, addiction, Adult, Adults, Behavior, e-cigarettes, Edition, england, health, nicotine, non-smokers, Prevention, public health, Rise, smoking, statistics, tobacco, trends, VapeCrafters, Vaping, vaping culture, young, young adults

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	180	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	140	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

#sustainability, atmosphere, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate impact, coal, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Footprint, Fossil Fuels, gas, global warming, greenhouse gas footprint, greenhouse gases, HARMFUL, Liquefied natural gas, methane, Minecraft, Natural resources, Pollution, processing, Server, shipping

join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5