| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 153 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9655 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.
So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4977 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?
Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5616 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 690580 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!
So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 576 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1354 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9146 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.
So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.
But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4744 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7640 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
