| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a wacky adventure filled with virgin brides, angelic Proverbs 31 girls, and only the nicest Christian ladies around. Build a church together, go on missions to spread the good word of Notch, and maybe even find your soulmate in the process.
But beware, only the purest of heart and the most devout of players will be able to survive in this crazy world. So grab your Bible, put on your diamond armor, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2347 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and build epic structures with your favorite Nijisanji members, like virtual idols and crazy virtual entertainers! Watch multiple streams at once while playing, because why not? Who needs sleep anyway?
To join, just show us your love for Nijisanji by sharing your favorite content and proving that you can understand the language used by the branch you want to get into. And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t have time for shitposting, discordfags, or tribalfags here!
So come on over and let’s make some virtual magic happen in Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become a virtual superstar yourself!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and witness the insanity firsthand as we race through pixelated worlds, build epic structures, and battle mobs with the speed and precision of a hedgehog on caffeine. Who needs Sega when you can join our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft madness like never before?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of what really happened to Sega and Sonic Team internally. Or maybe you’ll just have a blast playing Minecraft with a bunch of crazy gamers. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?
Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where love knows no bounds – not even the boundaries of reality! Meet other players who are just as obsessed with finding the most bizarre and outrageous romance manga out there. From love triangles with Endermen to forbidden romances between players and villagers, our server has it all!
So why waste your time with the same old romance manga when you can dive into a world of love, laughter, and creepers? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your heart stolen – literally, because you never know what kind of crazy love story you’ll encounter next!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, if you dare… 😉🐔🥓🦄🕺💎🥕🤪
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is so epic that even playing ffx-2 for 1000 hours straight won’t compare to the adrenaline rush you’ll get from exploring our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in our server without getting blown up by a TNT trap, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal happiness!
So why waste your time crying over ffx-2 when you can be laughing hysterically as you ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!
Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 164 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1532 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!
But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 376 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 239 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
