SleepyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the adrenaline rush of waking up to your parents barging in while you’re naked? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of unexpected visits from family members and the joy of scaring them away with your intruder blaster!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of missing out on beach trips with friends because your family decides to change plans last minute. Who needs sandy beaches and fun in the sun when you can have awkward encounters with your parents in your own home?

Join now and get a free key to your house for that extra element of surprise! Don’t miss out on the chaos and drama that awaits you on our server. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KrakenSteal Smp

LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Best Lifesteal Server Out now With alot of Plugins like Zenchnatments, rtp, Slimefun, Lifesteal, and more

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Shinybounds.net VS Hypixel

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Server	Hypixel	Shinybounds.net
Player Count	High	Low
Game Modes	Wide variety	Skyblock only
Customization	Less	More
PvP	Standard	Custom

Hypixel FAQ

What is the player count on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a high player count, making it popular and active.
What game modes are available on Hypixel?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes for players to enjoy.
Can I customize my gameplay experience on Hypixel?	There is less customization available on Hypixel compared to other servers.
How is PvP on Hypixel?	Hypixel offers standard PvP gameplay.

Shinybounds.net FAQ

What is the player count on Shinybounds.net?	Shinybounds.net has a lower player count compared to Hypixel.
What game mode is available on Shinybounds.net?	Shinybounds.net is a remake of the skybounds.com skyblock server, offering only the Skyblock game mode.
Can I customize my gameplay experience on Shinybounds.net?	There is more customization available on Shinybounds.net compared to Hypixel.
How is PvP on Shinybounds.net?	Shinybounds.net offers custom PvP gameplay.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Farms Harvested:	509

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InsaneFun

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure awaits at every turn! Our server offers a unique Lifesteal Game mode that will keep you on the edge of your seat as you battle for survival and dominance. Here’s a glimpse of what you can expect:

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	539
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LusiadasCraft VS Hypixel

automatic vendors, COMMUNITY SERVER, custom fishing, Custom Items, custom mob spawners, exploration map, folklore-inspired quests, friend-friendly, immersive gameplay, interactive world, Land Protection, LusiadasCraft server, mythical creatures, player clans, player-driven economy, Portuguese folklore, Rare Treasures, Survival, unique skills, wand sales

Hypixel	LusiadasCraft
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers Various minigames such as Bed Wars, Skywars, and more Active player base Frequent updates and events Well-established community	Unique focus on Portuguese culture and folklore Custom fishing system Mcmmo skills system Clan system for players to group up Land claiming for community protection Simplified item selling with wands Automatic vending machines Different mob spawners and custom items Custom resource map
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Some minigames may have long queue times Potential performance issues due to high player count Sometimes attracts toxic players	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel May not have as many game modes or activities Less frequent updates and events Language barrier for non-Portuguese speakers

**FAQ:**

1. **How do I join Hypixel or LusiadasCraft?**

– You can join Hypixel by connecting to “hypixel.net” in your Minecraft server list. For LusiadasCraft, connect to “mc.LusiadasCraft.pt”.

2. **What makes Hypixel stand out from LusiadasCraft?**

– Hypixel is known for its large player base, variety of minigames, and frequent updates. LusiadasCraft offers a unique focus on Portuguese culture and folklore, with custom gameplay features.

3. **Are both servers beginner-friendly?**

– Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its vast range of activities. LusiadasCraft may be more welcoming to beginners, but there could be a language barrier for non-Portuguese speakers.

4. **Which server has better community interaction?**

– Hypixel has a well-established community with active forums and events. LusiadasCraft may have a smaller but potentially more tight-knit community due to its focus on Portuguese culture.

5. **Can I play with friends on both servers?**

– Both servers support playing with friends, with options for grouping up and teaming in various game modes.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Karlsson’s Wild Vanilla SMP Adventures: The Sequel – Now With More Adulting!

adulting, Adventures, Community, Datapacks, Europe, Fair Play, Friends, gameplay, Gaming, hermitcraft, Integrity, Karlssons, Map Reset, Minecraft, Papermc, respectful, Safe Environment, Sequel, shopping district, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, version 1.20.4, Wild, world border, zero tolerance

Welcome to karlssonSMP!
What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Server Features:
⚔️ Enhanced Gameplay
– Multiplayersleep
– Hermitcraft inspired
– Shopping district
– Squaremap
– Respectful and fun members
– 10k World border
– Map reset every 6 months

Zero Tolerance Policy:
🚫 Enjoy a safe and fair gaming environment with strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Our community upholds integrity and respect for all players, ensuring a fun and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Server Details:
🔒 Our Java Edition server runs on PaperMC and is located in Europe, ensuring a smooth gameplay. Currently, we are on version 1.20.4.

How to Join:
⏩ Applying is easy! Simply hop onto our discord server and submit your application. Join a community of like-minded gamers and become part of the karlssonSMP family. We welcome all players, from casual builders to hardcore survivalists.

FAQs

1. What is karlssonSMP?

karlssonSMP is a Minecraft server started in late August 2023 by a group of friends. It has grown into a small community of like-minded players who aim to create a friendly and fun gaming environment.

2. What are some key features of karlssonSMP?

Some key features of karlssonSMP include enhanced gameplay with quality-of-life datapacks, a 10k world border, a map reset every 6 months, and a zero tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing.

3. How can I join karlssonSMP?

To join karlssonSMP, simply visit our discord server and submit your application. We welcome players of all levels, from casual builders to hardcore survivalists.

4. What version of Minecraft does karlssonSMP run on?

karlssonSMP runs on the Java Edition of Minecraft and is currently on version 1.20.4.

5. Is karlssonSMP a safe and fair gaming environment?

Yes, karlssonSMP enforces a zero tolerance policy against cheating, stealing, and griefing to ensure a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Velogames

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, PvP Survival, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Good bye,

Welcome to Velogames, a 1.20 Citybuild server for the Java Edition that has just opened.

Why you should play at Velogames?

Do you like building properties? Do you like building shops for other players? Do you like leveling up your jobs? Or would you like to discover things that are not yet available on any city build? Then you are exactly right here!

Let your imagination run wild and come to Velogames.de!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotterworldMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, automagical resource pack, dueling, Enchanted, family friendly, FANTASY, global server, Hogwarts, java edition, Magic, magical challenges, magical friends, magical world, minecraft server, Mini Games, mystical, mystical creatures, Parkour, Potions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Spells, Vanilla, wizarding world, Wizardry

Hypixel	PotterworldMC
Pros	Pros
– Variety of mini-games	– Unique Harry Potter-themed gameplay
– Large player base	– Family-friendly atmosphere
– Constant updates and new content	– Interactive magical challenges
– Custom cosmetics and game modes	– Duels and potion brewing
– Clans and guilds for group play	– Global server accessible with Java Edition

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I play on Hypixel with a Java Edition account?	Yes, Hypixel is accessible with a Java Edition account.
Is PotterworldMC family-friendly?	Yes, PotterworldMC is a family-friendly server.
Which server offers Harry Potter-themed gameplay?	PotterworldMC offers unique Harry Potter-themed gameplay.
Do both servers have a large player base?	Yes, both Hypixel and PotterworldMC have a large player base.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hometown VS Hypixel

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Features	Hypixel	Hometown
Spawn	Elaborate and visually stunning	Unique, simple, and easy to navigate
Community	Large and diverse player base	Close-knit and welcoming community
Minigames	Multiple minigames and custom game modes	Variety of minigames such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race
Server Protection	Uses advanced anti-cheat plugins	Anti-grief plugins, protected chests, disabled PvP, secure horse locks
Economy	Unique in-game economy and auctions	Community-controlled economy with user-made shops

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Matly Middle School

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, creativity, Crossplaysmp, Digital realm, Discord, Economy, Economysurvival, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, INCLUSIVE, Journey, marketplace, Matly SMP, Minecraft, Players, Poisonous potatoes, Projects, Resources, smp, Survival, vibrant

Welcome to Matly SMP!

Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure unlike any other! Join us in the realm of Matly SMP, where survival reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.

Unique Economy: In Matly SMP, we’ve put a twist on traditional economies. Say goodbye to diamonds and hello to poisonous potatoes! Embrace the challenge of using this unconventional currency as you trade, barter, and forge alliances with fellow players. Adapt, strategize, and thrive in our dynamic marketplace.

Inclusive Community: Players of all ages are welcome in Matly SMP! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, you’ll find a place to belong among our diverse and friendly community. Connect with like-minded adventurers, collaborate on projects, and forge lasting friendships that transcend the digital realm.

Discord Integration: Join our Discord server to chat, share tips, and unwind with fellow players. With dedicated channels for different interests and age groups, you’ll always find someone to talk to or team up with on your next epic quest.

Are you ready to embark on a journey of endless possibilities? Join Matly SMP today and discover a world where imagination knows no bounds. The adventure awaits!

Discord: discord.gg/VkPQeGM3bY

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1627
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EcuaCraft VS Hypixel

ComboFlyer, Economy, Factions, FactionsSurvivor, HCFWarrior, KitPvPPro, Mini Games, Prison, PrisonBreakout, PvP, PvPChampion, PvPKing, SkyBlockElite, SkyWarsMaster, SurvivalOP

Hypixel	EcuaCraft
Large player base	Diverse game modes
Custom minigames and events	Minigames like SurvivalOP/Factions, SkyBlock, etc
Regular updates and new content	PvP options including PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, and more
Professional server management and moderation	Prison/RankupOP and HCF game modes
High quality server performance	IP: mc.ecuacraft.club

Hypixel FAQ

How many players does Hypixel have?

Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

What kind of minigames does Hypixel offer?

Hypixel offers a wide range of custom minigames and events such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and Build Battle.

What makes Hypixel unique compared to other servers?

Hypixel is known for its regular updates, new content releases, and professional server management.

EcuaCraft FAQ

What game modes are available on EcuaCraft?

EcuaCraft offers a variety of game modes including SurvivalOP/Factions, SkyBlock, PvP, Prison/RankupOP, and more.

What PvP options does EcuaCraft provide?

EcuaCraft provides PvP options such as PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, and more.

How can I join EcuaCraft?

You can join EcuaCraft by using the IP address mc.ecuacraft.club in your Minecraft client.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JiferCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Combat, Community, construction, creativity, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Innovative, landscapes, Limitless, multiplayer, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Resources, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at peak times
Offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes	Some games may have long wait times for matches
Frequent updates and new content additions	Can be overwhelming for new players
Active and helpful community	Some games may lack in-depth gameplay

JiferCraft

Pros	Cons
Unique combination of survival and PvP gameplay	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Focus on building and PvP combat	May lack variety in game modes
Economy system for resource management	Updates and new content additions may be less frequent
Promising future plans for additional game modes	May not have as active of a community

FAQ:

1. Which server is more popular? Hypixel is generally more popular and has a larger player base compared to JiferCraft.

2. What kind of gameplay does each server offer? Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes, while JiferCraft focuses on a unique combination of survival and PvP gameplay.

3. Are there any drawbacks to playing on each server? Hypixel may have overcrowding and long wait times for matches, while JiferCraft may have a limited player base and less frequent updates.

4. Which server has a more active community? Hypixel is known for its active and helpful community, while JiferCraft may not have as active of a player base.

5. Which server is better for players looking for a more traditional survival experience? JiferCraft would be better suited for players looking for a survival experience with a focus on building and PvP combat.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Primecraft survival

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Conquer, Create, Explore, Fun, java, legend, Multiplayer Survival, Plugins, PvP, PvP Survival, Staff, Survival, Team Survival

PrimeCraft is the ultimate Minecraft experience brought to you by ACE! Join us in a realm where Java and Bedrock players unite to explore, create, and conquer together. Our server offers a diverse range of gameplay options, from survival challenges to creative building endeavors. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, embark on epic adventures, or simply unwind with friends in our welcoming community. With dedicated staff ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience, PrimeCraft promises endless fun for players of all skill levels. Join us today and embark on your journey to become a legend in the world of PrimeCraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	813	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Semi anarchy betav2

bedrock, Bedwars, Griefing, Hacks, java, Minigames, Plugins, Raids, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, Spam, spawn griefing, Survival, TpaKill, x-ray

Semi anarchy

As the name itself says, it is semi anarchic

Contiene plugins

I’ll explain how it works:

The spawn has a protection of 2000 blocks, there is an exit to go away if you want, or you can also use the /rtp command to go to random coordinates.

You can establish a home (/sethome), whose function is to return to your home (/home -Name of your home-)

Minigames

At the moment there are only bedwars (whose maps are still under construction)

To join a bedwars game you can use the /bw join command

For now we only have one map available and it is being decorated.

Survival

Survival, as the name of the server and the IP says, is semi-anarchic or semi-vanilla.

That means you can’t use hacks, spam, use X-Ray, etc.

Griefing, raids, tpakill are allowed.

(Except spawn griefing)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WindyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

BEDROCK EDITION PORT: 19132

At WindyMC, our focus is on crafting top-notch experiences for all!

Join our inclusive community today!

We provide a completely free rank system crafted to recognize talent and dedication.

Explore our diverse gamemodes: Survival – Featuring: Skills, Towns, Nations, Quests, Free Ranks, and beyond!

Connect with us: Server IP: PLAY.WINDYMC.NET Discord: http://windymc.net/discord

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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▶️ IP: MC.FROGNW.FUN

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4655	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!