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The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, autist, autistic, Breathing, Challenges, Communication, Dudes, Empathy, Ick.., Living, Male, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neurodiversity, relationships, Server, Social Skills, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, dark turn, Disappointment, Downfall, Great, irredeemable garbage, Japan tradition, Manga, Minecraft, ONK, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, plot twist, redemption arc, regretful decisions, Server, Shocking.., Story, Tragedy, undermines itself, unexpected

Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Believe Minecraft SMP I’m Voting Trump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Harris’ Media Misinfo Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Extent of Harris would struggle to keep up with the madness. We’ve got more coordinated media disinformation than a conspiracy theory convention, all to lure in those liberal cucks to our rallies (just kidding, we don’t actually have rallies…or do we?). Join us for a maze of craziness that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Potions Brewed:	162

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TV SHOWS THAT SHOULD BE A HIT ON /TV/ BUT /TV/ HAS NO IDEA THEY EXIST Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, Afterlife, Characters, charming, crime solving, Diversity, Exist, Hit, idea.., Intriguing, Lies, Maddie, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious disappearance, School, Secrets, shows, smp, Teen girl, Truth, TV, tv shows, Veronica Mars, Watching

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft adventure where players are transported to the afterlife and must solve the mystery of their own disappearance.

Picture this: you’re a teen stuck in the afterlife, attending school and uncovering secrets left and right. But beware, the closer you get to the truth, the more twisted the lies become. It’s like a mix of Nancy Drew and Stranger Things, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and tons of movie references that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, there’s very little diversity and poz, so you can focus on the real fun stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what mysteries await you in the afterlife!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for Techy Plays Minecraft Server?

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Techy Plays is a popular content creator known for his entertaining and informative videos about technology and gaming. With a passion for all things tech, he showcases the latest gadgets, reviews gaming peripherals, and provides how-to guides for tech enthusiasts. Techy Plays has built a loyal following on social media platforms and continues to engage with his audience through engaging and dynamic content.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mellend – Best private server [1.21] Minecraft server

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Mellend is an atmospheric Minecraft server that is created for true survival connoisseurs. We offer pure gameplay without privates, whale starts and other mechanics that clog up the classic feel of the game. In the world of Mellend, you have complete freedom of action – build, explore, trade and defend your territories.

Server features

Our server uses custom plugins and datapacks that add unique features and make the game more fun, while remaining within the vanilla gameplay. Here’s what you’ll find on Mellend:

Voice chat – talk with other players in the game, immersing yourself in the atmosphere of live communication. Only those nearby will hear you! Emote craft is a unique system for creating emotions and gestures. Now you can express your feelings and mood right in the game. Custom drinks – create unusual elixirs and cocktails with unique effects. They will help you not only in battle, but also in everyday life. Head drops – defeat your opponents and collect their heads as trophies. Portals of any shape – build a portal the way you want and surprise your friends. Forget about standard rectangles!

You won’t get bored!

The server constantly hosts regular events and competitions that maintain interest and provide valuable rewards. You will never be bored – build a base, open your own store, enter a city or establish and manage your own settlement!

Administration

We care about our players. Our 24/7 team is always ready to help, answer questions or resolve any situation. Mellend is a place where everyone can feel comfortable and safe.

Stability

Mellend is not just a temporary project. We declare with confidence: the server will not close, as happens with most young projects. We have ambitious plans for development and stable support so that your adventure lasts as long as possible!

Join and become part of our friendly community on Mellend!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Royal Reign Minecraft Server

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Looking for a server fit for royalty? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even the last king and queen of Brazil couldn’t handle it! The Bragança family may have ruled Brazil in the 19th century, but they were so blown away by our server that they were deported to Europe just to spread the word about how awesome it is.

Join us now and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch. Build your castle, rule over your subjects, and maybe even get deported to Europe yourself (just kidding, that part is optional). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this royal legacy – join our server today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Shorter Bleach Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like an eternity has passed while watching Bleach? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP will make time fly by faster than Ichigo can swing his sword! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a Soul Society arc. Plus, rumor has it that Aizen himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into a sneaky villain plotting world domination. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Taco Craft Minecraft Server

ame, assimilation, Craft, cultural appropriation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Filipino, Globalization, hajime, heritage preservation, Hispanic, Identity, immigration, Korean, Minecraft, multicultural, race relations, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Suisei, taco

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a bag of Skittles? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of cultures – Ame brings the spicy Hispanic flair, Suisei adds a sprinkle of Filipino fun, and Hajime brings the K-pop vibes. It’s a party in here, and nothing is sacred anymore! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next? Come on, join the chaos!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

5o 0C 1475 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually a group of mischievous llamas who love to troll unsuspecting players? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava traps and killer bunnies to find it. And good luck trying to survive the annual “Zombie Apocalypse” event, where hordes of undead mobs invade the server and chaos ensues.

But hey, it’s not all danger and mayhem here. We also have regular building competitions, treasure hunts, and even a llama race track for those who want to show off their speedy mounts.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. Just have fun out there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to turn you into a pro in no time! Our tools are so advanced, they practically play the game for you. Join us and you’ll be building epic structures and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that joining our server will not only make you a Minecraft master, but it will also increase your chances of finding love. That’s right, you could be crafting pickaxes and crafting relationships at the same time. Who knew pixels could be so romantic?

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft millionaire. It’s time to level up, both in the game and in love!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring weddings in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have weddings every week! That’s right, every player gets married to a chicken in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and cake made out of obsidian. Who needs real love when you can have a chicken spouse in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and rules over all the chicken subjects in the land. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and become a knight of the coop?

And if weddings and chicken royalty aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as DJ’s, and watch out for the zombie bouncers who will kick you out if you’re not dressed in your best diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635