Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.
But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?
So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.
We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.
So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?
And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.
So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
