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TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	250098	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

“Youth, 18-24-year-olds, addiction, Adult, Adults, Behavior, e-cigarettes, Edition, england, health, nicotine, non-smokers, Prevention, public health, Rise, smoking, statistics, tobacco, trends, VapeCrafters, Vaping, vaping culture, young, young adults

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	159
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	69
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

#sustainability, atmosphere, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate impact, coal, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Footprint, Fossil Fuels, gas, global warming, greenhouse gas footprint, greenhouse gases, HARMFUL, Liquefied natural gas, methane, Minecraft, Natural resources, Pollution, processing, Server, shipping

join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Discord link:	Join Discord

I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

See you on the server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is turned off on the server.
What mod pack does the server use?	The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in the SEA region.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Potions Brewed:	156
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Baby Boom Bust

baby, boom, Bust

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Reason #1: Our server is so epic that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! They’ll be dancing to the beat of our awesome music discs and partying like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #2: We have a secret potion that will turn you into a blocky superhero, complete with super strength and the ability to fly. Take on the Ender Dragon like never before and show those pesky zombies who’s boss!

Reason #3: Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.