SkinnyMomNoShame | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4741
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Items Found:	8980	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	432985	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	6820
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	5333
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	669	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	4841
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Star Shards Collected:	298	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4337	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru