SkinnyMomNoShame | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Emeralds Found:	6691	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5666

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	195	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5090
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	168	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Mines Excavated:	2038	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Void Gems Collected:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyRedFlagz

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Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	5766
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1621
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.