Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	278
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StepmomTearsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1363
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Emeralds Found:	5826	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5350	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Animals Bred:	175
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyRichPlayz

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

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So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magic Items Found:	1690
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BabyBlockParty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.