Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.
Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.
So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 76 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.
so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.
oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.
so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!
So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?
But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?
Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
