Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Dragons Tamed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Animals Bred: 129 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 167 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Star Shards Collected: 63
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2847

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Emeralds Found: 5172
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Farms Harvested: 115
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Towns Built: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2734 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9247 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Potions Brewed: 129 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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