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Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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