Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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