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Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 28 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 New Chunks Explored: 438498
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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