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Frens United Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone in your sad little corner of the world? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and become part of a global community of frens from all over the world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Why Are We Hating Immigrants Again? Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, fear, hate, Hating;, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigrants, immigration, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, marginalization, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Political debate, prejudice, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to hate on immigrants. Why, you ask? Well, because they keep stealing all the diamonds and building better houses than us, obviously! Join us on this wild server where we spend more time building walls to keep out those pesky immigrants than actually playing the game. It’s like a real-life political debate, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by the cutest, coolest, and slightly schizophrenic hagsmith of HoloID Gen 3 – Kaela Kovalskia! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, covers, and group performances that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the characters have more drama than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.

With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2971	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

controller customization, controller grips, Controller thread, controller upgrades, custom controller, Dualsense, gaming accessories, gaming accessories review, gaming comfort, Gaming Community, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming experience, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, Kontrol Freaks, Minecraft, Paddle, PIXEL, rubber sticks, Server, Slippery, thumbstick caps

Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

$1.1 Million, achievement, Ada Lovelace, AI powered Robot, Ai-Da, art, Artificial Intelligence, Auction, bob haircut, creativity, digital art, futuristic, innovation, Investment, MILLION, Minecraft, Painting, rob, Robot AI, robotics, sells, smp, success, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Healthcare, Medicine, Minecraft, Pfizer, Pfizer collaboration, Pfizer contributions, Pfizer funding, Pfizer initiatives, Pfizer medications, Pfizer news, Pfizer partnership, Pfizer products, Pfizer research, Pfizer sponsorship, Pfizer support, Pfizer updates, Pfizer vaccines, Pfizers, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7884	Players Killed by Monsters:	9510

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1