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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4442 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.