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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1594 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.