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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5671 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
