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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7020 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9001 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.