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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3868 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8810 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.