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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9139 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.