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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9603 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
